@jordanklepper spent all night looking into Donald Trump’s business ventures. Spoiler alert: it’s all bullshit.
OMG IM SCREAMING
Dubai is always doing the most
jesus fuck like, they have no chill.
Next level shit 😂 Dubai is always stunting on the rest of the world
“So how are we gonna get to the party on the other side of town really fast?”
“Oh don’t worry I’ll just call an über fucking HELICOPTER to land us there”
i bet he’s been waiting all year to post this
when you pretend you know the lyrics
This is literally my favorite video.
WHAT IF HE NUTS
fuks:
‘Dance?!’
interests: that little fast walk birds outside do when they wanna get away from you but they’re not like super committed
what?
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
“Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman”
That looks like an uncomfortable hunch, though